My Way

Now why can't people at work just do things my way? I'm always right. Well almost. Things would be easier, less painful and we'd have a better work-life balance. Maybe too many people at the very top secretly love to hate the constant crises. You know the type, always cursing when their phone rings just as they've put it down and then they're all sweetness and light and "sure...of course...absolutely...no problem" and when they've done with the call "Ah Jaysus, is there no rest", etc, etc.

Just do it my way, you know I'm right. I'll purposely create the odd crisis for you if you insist. But at least you'll see it coming.